Procrastination is the new sexy: Archive

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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?

Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...

Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!

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Watch

top5funniest: Jim Rash Mocks Angelina Jolie’s Oscar Pose Community’s very own Dean Pelton accepts his Academy Award while simultaneously destroying Angelina Jolie.

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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU! 
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
 If you think about it the Oscars really is kinda like Mean Girls.

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